MATCHING TRIFLES



1. No noose and what time it is

The kitchen wench still cagey after the bunched lint sweeping streak, the snitch-prone grizzled mensch, and the pitched tent snake spied the gin-tilted fetching Englishmaid and the voucher vent parade's entrenched agitatrix spike the peach lemonade at the Pink Vegas Smoothie on Print Finger Lake.

2. A wrench in the weather

Draw out the bent staple for the seeing of what's enabled and in this flagging breeze you might reconsider whether, with this angle abridged and some privacy, we could flare and weave so flagrantly in such a feeble wind.