A SÉANCE, A CUNNING DITTY
1. Jokey Edu, who tells incomprehensible jokes (for example, "Milton Berle, his real name is John Milton Berle, and he's a mirliton. Imagine if someone was named Shakespeare Peernis. I mean, obviously he's a Martian!"), was flicking cigarettes into a urinal.
2. We want a psalm
that won't snip our whiskers off.
We want a bard
who won't tell us how assured we are.